stfuconservatives:

ruh-roe:

stfuconservatives:

rupefiasco:

stfuconservatives:

(via jesusislove)

Oh yes, “Racists” is on there. How DARE you hate someone for something they didn’t choose? Wait…

Also, I thought “ankle biter” was a nickname for little kids. (*looks it up in UrbanDictionary to make sure it isn’t a euphemism for something else*) Yeah, it definitely means little kid (or possibly small dogs, but I didn’t think they were really the target of religious ire). So you… hate children?

And lesbians - but only on bicycles - and Jewish people, but only the ones “from the synagogue of Satan.” SO CONFUSED.

Serious question:

Do all these crazy religious people get their signs from the same place? They all look the same.

THIS IS A FASCINATING POINT. This is actually not the first sign I’ve seen that has “Sport’s Nuts” with the incorrect apostrophe. Oh, God, someone please find this store.

Ok… just so I get this straight: the heterosexual child molesters are alright, it’s just the homosexual ones we have to worry about. Just asking.

A few people have brought up that point, as well as “So if you’re homosexual but not a child molester, you’re in the clear?” Sadly, I don’t think the message is so benevolent: I think his assumption is that every homosexual is a child molester, and vice versa.

i agree whole-heartedly with this sign